Sorry things are a bit shit right now, candle & porcelain heart gift set
Regular price £21.50
Every time you light this candle, a Dickhead disappears ... Scented Soy Candle
Regular price £8.00
Another fucking candle ... Scented Soy Candle
This candle burns in loving memory of when I gave a shit ... Scented Soy Candle
Every time you light this candle, your ex gets the shits ... Scented Soy Candle
This is my Cleaning the shit outta my house ... Scented Soy Candle
Fucking Fantastic ... Scented Soy Candle
Due to unfortunate circumstances, I no longer give a shit ... Scented Soy Candle
Mother Fucking Plant Lady ... Scented Soy Candle
Fuck off, I'm reading ... Scented Soy Candle
New House, haunted house ... Scented Soy Candle
I'm not antisocial, I just fucking hate people ... Scented Soy Candle
Dogs are my favourite, everyone else can fuck right off ... Scented Soy Candle
Arsehole Repellent ... Scented Soy Candle
Regular price £12.00
Last fuck ... Scented Soy Candle
I hate everyone, except you ... Scented Soy Candle
I'm surrounded by twats ... Scented Soy Candle
Off you fuck then, nobody liked you anyway ... Scented Soy Candle
Have I told you lately that I’m vegan ... Scented Soy Candle
Personalised fuckboy ... Scented Soy Candle