{"product_id":"funny-divorce-and-breakup-gift-every-time-you-light-this-candle-a-cheating-bastard-gets-the-shits-copy","title":"Your Fanny Deserves Better | Funny Divorce and Breakup Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour fanny deserves better\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis candle is the perfect gift to bring some humour into a tough time and help someone look forward to new beginnings after a relationship ends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great way to support a friend as they celebrate their new beginnings, embrace their single life, and poke fun at their ex-husband, ex-partner, or ex-boyfriend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you like a naughty candle, then take a look at the rest of our sweary range, we hope they make you chuckle!\u003cspan style=\"color: #1bd99d;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eYour candle will be wrapped in our signature polka dot tissue paper, then sealed with a sweet little sticker before being carefully packed and sent on it's way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOptional Extras\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eYou can make your gift extra special by adding one of our optional porcelain keepsakes or a personalised gift note.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGift Note (\u003ci\u003eoptional add-on\u003c\/i\u003e)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePerfect if your candle is being sent directly to the recipient, as you can add a personal message to include on the gift note that will be sealed in an envelope and included in the parcel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePorcelain Hanging Hearts (\u003ci\u003eoptional add-on\u003c\/i\u003e)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eEach heart measures 10cm x 9cm and comes ready to hang.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAvailable designs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eStrength Heart \u003c\/b\u003e‘You have the strength, courage and determination to overcome anything’\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHeaven Heart\u003c\/b\u003e ‘Because someone we love is in heaven, there is a little piece of heaven in our home’\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmall Boxed Porcelain Keepsakes (\u003ci\u003eoptional add-on\u003c\/i\u003e)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eOur keepsakes make a lovely little token that can be kept long after the candle has finished burning. Each keepsake comes in its own small gift box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAvailable designs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBear\u003c\/b\u003e ‘A big bear hug’\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAngel\u003c\/b\u003e ‘Little guardian angel’\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eStar\u003c\/b\u003e ‘Friends are like stars, you don't have to see them to know they are there’\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePaw Indent Heart\u003c\/b\u003e ‘Best friends leave paw prints on our hearts’\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCandle Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eYou may Choose from the following fragrance options for your candle:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eCoconut Milk \u0026amp; Sea Salt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eLinen \u0026amp; Driftwood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMimosa Flower \u0026amp; Mandarin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePink Peonies \u0026amp; Blush Suede\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eWe have been handcrafting our candles since 2009 and every order is carefully created and packed by just the two of us from start to finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eEach candle is poured, labelled and prepared with great care, making it a thoughtful little gift or treat for yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Aptos',sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: Aptos; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eOur candles are compact in size and offer an impressive burn time of around 40 hours, making them a long-lasting little moment of calm, comfort or humour depending on the design you choose.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LOLLYROCKET","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56927636193658,"sku":"FANNY DESERVES BETTER","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1770\/0301\/files\/FANNY_DESERVES_1.png?v=1779899015","url":"https:\/\/lollyrocket.com\/products\/funny-divorce-and-breakup-gift-every-time-you-light-this-candle-a-cheating-bastard-gets-the-shits-copy","provider":"LOLLYROCKET","version":"1.0","type":"link"}