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Equal parts rude and hilarious, it's a birthday card and gift rolled into one\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis candle is part of our bestselling \u003cstrong data-start=\"1196\" data-end=\"1223\"\u003eBritish Humour Birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose from a whole range of hilarious birthday insults and cheeky phrases using the dropdown menu. Whether your favourite person is an Arsewipe, Slag, Shit Breath, Rug Muncher or something equally questionable, we've got the perfect birthday candle for them\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eYour candle will be wrapped in our signature polka dot tissue paper, then sealed with a sweet little sticker before being carefully packed and sent on it's way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOptional Extras\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eYou can make your gift extra special by adding one of our optional porcelain keepsakes or a personalised gift note.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGift Note (\u003ci\u003eoptional add-on\u003c\/i\u003e)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePerfect if your candle is being sent directly to the recipient, as you can add a personal message to include on the gift note that will be sealed in an envelope and included in the parcel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePorcelain Hanging Hearts (\u003ci\u003eoptional add-on\u003c\/i\u003e)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eEach heart measures 10cm x 9cm and comes ready to hang.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAvailable designs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eStrength Heart \u003c\/b\u003e‘You have the strength, courage and determination to overcome anything’\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHeaven Heart\u003c\/b\u003e ‘Because someone we love is in heaven, there is a little piece of heaven in our home’\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmall Boxed Porcelain Keepsakes (\u003ci\u003eoptional add-on\u003c\/i\u003e)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eOur keepsakes make a lovely little token that can be kept long after the candle has finished burning. Each keepsake comes in its own small gift box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAvailable designs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBear\u003c\/b\u003e ‘A big bear hug’\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAngel\u003c\/b\u003e ‘Little guardian angel’\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eStar\u003c\/b\u003e ‘Friends are like stars, you don't have to see them to know they are there’\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePaw Indent Heart\u003c\/b\u003e ‘Best friends leave paw prints on our hearts’\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCandle Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eYou may Choose from the following fragrance options for your candle:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eCoconut Milk \u0026amp; Sea Salt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eLinen \u0026amp; Driftwood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMimosa Flower \u0026amp; Mandarin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePink Peonies \u0026amp; Blush Suede\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eWe have been handcrafting our candles since 2009 and every order is carefully created and packed by just the two of us from start to finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eEach candle is poured, labelled and prepared with great care, making it a thoughtful little gift or treat for yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Aptos',sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: Aptos; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eOur candles are compact in size and offer an impressive burn time of around 40 hours, making them a long-lasting little moment of calm, comfort or humour depending on the design you choose.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LOLLYROCKET","offers":[{"title":"Arse Wipe","offer_id":57096773501306,"sku":"RUDE BDAY-1","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bitch","offer_id":57096773534074,"sku":"RUDE BDAY-2","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bellend","offer_id":57096773566842,"sku":"RUDE BDAY-3","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cock Womble","offer_id":57096773599610,"sku":"RUDE BDAY-4","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cunty McCuntface","offer_id":57096773632378,"sku":"RUDE BDAY-5","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dickhead","offer_id":57096773665146,"sku":"RUDE BDAY-6","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dipshit","offer_id":57096773697914,"sku":"RUDE BDAY-7","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fucker","offer_id":57096773730682,"sku":"RUDE BDAY-8","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gay Lord","offer_id":57096773763450,"sku":"RUDE BDAY-9","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Knobhead","offer_id":57096773796218,"sku":"RUDE BDAY-10","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rug Mucher","offer_id":57096773828986,"sku":"RUDE BDAY-11","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Shit Breath","offer_id":57096773861754,"sku":"RUDE BDAY-12","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Shit Sniffer","offer_id":57096773894522,"sku":"RUDE BDAY-13","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Shit Stain","offer_id":57096773927290,"sku":"RUDE BDAY-14","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Shitbag","offer_id":57096773960058,"sku":"RUDE BDAY-15","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sugar Tits","offer_id":57096773992826,"sku":"RUDE BDAY-16","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Twat Features","offer_id":57096774025594,"sku":"RUDE BDAY-17","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wet Wipe","offer_id":57096774058362,"sku":"RUDE BDAY-18","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"You Slag","offer_id":57096774091130,"sku":"RUDE BDAY-19","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1770\/0301\/files\/ARSE_WIPE_BDAY_2.png?v=1784724383","url":"https:\/\/lollyrocket.com\/products\/happy-birthday-arse-wipe-funny-gift-handmade-soy-candle-40-hour-burn","provider":"LOLLYROCKET","version":"1.0","type":"link"}