{"product_id":"only-twats-can-read-this-upcycled-vintage-plate","title":"Only Twats Can Read This Upcycled Vintage Plate","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"341\" data-end=\"394\"\u003eWell… if you’re reading this… we’ve got news for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"396\" data-end=\"589\"\u003eThis gloriously cheeky upcycled vintage plate features the bold phrase 'only twats can read this'\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"396\" data-end=\"589\"\u003eGuaranteed to catch people out and cause at least one dramatic gasp followed by laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"805\"\u003eWe’ve taken a beautiful piece of pre-loved vintage china and given it a thoroughly modern attitude using permanent vinyl lettering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"805\"\u003eThe result? Classic granny-core elegance with an absolutely feral sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e*****************************************************\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach piece of crockery is one of a kind, sourced second-hand and full of character.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou may notice small signs of age such as light scratches, gentle wear or faded gilding; it's all part of the charm and what makes each piece so special.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur vintage crockery is for decorative purposes only and is not food safe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTo keep it looking fabulous, wipe gently with a dry or slightly damp cloth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo soaking, no dishwasher, no microwave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTreat it kindly and it’ll last for many more years to come.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAuthentic vintage crockery For decorative use only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand wash, no soaking or submerging in water\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo not microwave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlate measures approx. 17.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LOLLYROCKET","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56578891415930,"sku":"PLATE ONLY TWATS","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1770\/0301\/files\/ONLY_TWATS_3.jpg?v=1770904851","url":"https:\/\/lollyrocket.com\/products\/only-twats-can-read-this-upcycled-vintage-plate","provider":"LOLLYROCKET","version":"1.0","type":"link"}