Rude Funny Secret Santa Gift - 8 Options

Forget boring Secret Santa presents! These cheeky Christmas candles are guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows, cause a few giggles and possibly get you into a little bit of trouble!

Whether your chosen recipient is a bitch, cunt, gay, hoe, knob, nonce, twat or wanker, there's a festive candle for every personality (and probably someone in your office who deserves one!).

Perfect for Secret Santa, funny Christmas gifts, friends, colleagues or that person who's impossible to buy for, these novelty candles are guaranteed to bring a little extra mischief to the festive season. After all, who says Christmas has to be all nice?

Your candle will be wrapped in our signature polka dot tissue paper so it's perfect for gifting if you can't be arsed to wrap it yourself

You may Choose from the following fragrance options for your candle:
Winter Solstice (Limited Edition)
Coconut Milk & Sea Salt
Linen & Driftwood
Mimosa Flower & Mandarin
Pink Peonies & Blush Suede

We have been handcrafting our candles since 2009 and every order is carefully created and packed by just the two of us from start to finish.
Each candle is poured, labelled and prepared with great care, making it a thoughtful little gift or treat for yourself.

Our candles are compact in size and offer an impressive burn time of around 40 hours, making them a long-lasting little moment of calm, comfort or humour depending on the design you choose.

A Note About Handmade Items
Because each candle is handmade, there may be very slight variations between batches. This is part of the charm of handmade products and does not affect the quality or burn time