The Original Every time you light this candle a Dickhead disappears Scented Soy Candle
Regular price £8.00
This is my 'can't fucking afford my gas and electricity bills' candle
This is my 'can't afford to put the fucking lights on' candle
Every time you light this candle a Tory disappears ... Scented Soy Candle
Sorry things are a bit shit right now Personalised Message Scented Soy Candle
Regular price £12.00
Dogs are my favourite, everyone else can fuck right off Scented Soy Candle
A wise woman once said 'Fuck this shit' and she lived happily ever after! Scented Candle
Every time you light this candle remember how fucking brilliant you are! Scented Soy Candle
I Blame the Menopause!
Fuck off, I'm reading Scented Soy Candle
You're fucking fantastic - keep that shit up! Scented Soy Candle
Every time you light this candle your ex’s willy gets smaller Scented Soy Candle
Happy Birthday Dickhead
Birthday Wanker!
Be Kind funny candle
A moment of silence for my last fuck
I thought what you needed was another fucking candle Scented Soy Candle
Every time you light this candle, your ex gets the shits Scented Soy Candle
Arsehole Repellent Scented Soy Candle
Manifesting my best life
