Scented Soy Wax Candle - Your Ex’s Willy Gets Smaller
This Scented Soy Wax Candle is the perfect remedy for anyone recovering from a breakup and in need of a good laugh.
With every light, your ex’s “willy” magically shrinks—a playful and sassy jab that’s guaranteed to put a smile back on your face.
Because sometimes, a little humor is exactly what you need to move on.
Hand-poured with care, this cheeky addition to our Sweary Candle Collection is ideal for gifting to a friend or treating yourself to some well-deserved laughter. Love a naughty candle?
Explore the rest of our range of funny candles for even more laughs and a whole lot of attitude!
Scented Soy Wax Candle
80mm x 65mm with a burn time of approximately 40 hours
Personalisation is not required for this candle label.
You may choose from one of the following beautiful fragrance options for your candle:
Coconut Milk & Sea Salt:
Fresh Salt Water, Coconut & Soft Florals
Linen & Driftwood:
Fresh, ocean, salt water, rich amber, soft driftwood, warm vanilla, florals, bergamot, neroli
Mimosa Flower & Mandarin:
Mimosa, mandarin, tangerine, mixed berries, plum, fresh & fruity
Pink Peonies & Blush Suede:
Peony, blush suede, floral, musky, red apple, gillyflower, rose
Optional Gift
Keepsake trinkets in box: 45mm x 34mm x 20mm
Cloud Trinket Dish: 127mm x 72mm
Hanging Rainbow: 80mm x 70mm
Hanging hearts: 90mm x 105mm
The cork topped glass jar filled with natural dried flowers measures 10.5cm x 3.5cm
Your candle comes wrapped in our signature polka dot tissue paper, sealed with a simple sticker.
For a personal touch, add a recycled notecard with your own message.
Each candle is hand-poured in small batches at our Northamptonshire studio, using natural soy wax and the finest fragrance oils for a beautifully clean burn.
