Arsehole Repellent Scented Soy Candle
Light up our hilarious Arsehole Repellent candle to keep those unwanted arseholes at bay! It's the perfect gift for anyone dealing with arseholes on a daily basis, serving as a reminder to stay strong and keep the arseholes at arms length.
Personalisation is not required for this candle label
If you like a naughty candle, then take a look at the rest of our sweary range, we hope they make you chuckle!
You may add one of our gorgeous little gifts to go along with your candle - choose from these:
Bear boxed keepsake 'Big bear hug'
Angel boxed keepsake 'little guardian angel'
Star boxed keepsake 'friends are like stars, you don't have to see them to know they are there'
Heart with Paw Indent boxed keepsake 'best friends leave paw prints on our hearts'
Strength hanging porcelain heart
‘You have the strength, courage & determination to overcome anything’
Heaven hanging porcelain heart
‘Because someone we love is in Heaven, there is a little piece of Heaven in our home’
Dried Flower Cork Topped Bottle: Beautifully filled with natural dried flowers.
Our range of candles are perfect for gifting for many occasions, choose from our extensive selection for the one that delivers the perfect sentiment to create a unique and thoughtful gift.
Your gifts will be lovingly hand wrapped & packed in our Northamptonshire candle making studio using natural shredded Kraft paper.
Your candle will be wrapped in our signature polka dot tissue paper, then sealed with a sweet little sticker. To complete the gift, a beautiful, recycled notecard in a sweet envelope can be added, with your own message on the reverse for that extra personal touch, before the box is sealed ready for gifting.
You may choose from the following fragrance options for your personalised candle:
Coconut Milk & Sea Salt: Fresh Salt Water, Coconut & Soft Florals
Top Notes – Warm sweet coconut Middle Notes – Saltwater Bottom Notes – Soft Sea Kale & Thrift
Linen & Driftwood: Fresh, ocean, salt water, rich amber, soft driftwood, warm vanilla, florals, bergamot, neroli
Top Notes – Salt water, Driftwood Middle notes – Rich Amber, Warm vanilla Base notes – Orange blossom, Bergamot
Mimosa Flower & Mandarin: Mimosa, mandarin, tangerine, mixed berries, plum, fresh & fruity
Top notes – Mandarin, Mimosa Middle notes- Tangerine Bottom notes – Mixed berries, Plum
Pink Peonies & Blush Suede: Peony, blush suede, floral, musky, red apple, gillyflower, rose
Top notes – Peony, Jasmine Middle notes – Blush suede, Rose Base notes – Red apple, Gillyflower
Each of our beautifully scented candles are hand poured by us in small batches right here in our Northamptonshire studio using the finest fragrance oils and natural soy wax.
We have been making our candles this way since 2009 and are proud that we are able to provide this personal touch to each and every one of your orders.
Candle & Gift Dimensions
Candle: 80mm x 65mm with a burn time of approximately 40 hours
Keepsake trinkets in box: 45mm x 34mm x 20mm
Hanging hearts: 90mm x 105mm
Dried Flower Cork Topped Bottle: 105mm x 35mm
(please note that the flowers shown in the photographs are examples of the style you can expect to receive)
