Off you fuck then, nobody liked you anyway ... Scented Soy Candle
Is your work wife or husband abandoning you for new pastures. Are they buggering off and leaving you all in the shit. Let them know just how you feel with our 'off you fuck' candle
If you like a naughty candle, then take a look at the rest of our sweary range, we hope they make you chuckle!
Our range of candles are perfect for gifting for many occasions, choose from our extensive selection for the one that delivers the perfect sentiment to create a unique and thoughtful gift.
Each of our beautifully scented candles are hand poured by us in small batches right here in our Northamptonshire studio using the finest fragrance oils and natural soy wax.
We have been making our candles this way since 2009 and are proud that we are still able to provide this personal touch to each and every one of your orders.
Select from our range of carefully curated fragrances to make this the perfect, thoughtful bespoke gift that will be a special treat for a loved one.
Once you have chosen your scent and whether you wish to add a gift note (this includes an upgrade to lovely natural shredded paper packing too) your candle will be carefully handmade and packaged by us and sent on its way.
You may choose from the following beautiful fragrance options for your candle:
Coconut Milk & Sea Salt:
Fresh Salt Water, Coconut & Soft Florals
Top Notes – Warm sweet coconut
Middle Notes – Salt Water
Bottom Notes – Soft Sea Kale & Thrift
Linen & Driftwood:
Fresh, ocean, salt water, rich amber, soft driftwood, warm vanilla, florals, bergamot, neroli
Top Notes – Salt water, Driftwood
Middle notes – Rich Amber, Warm vanilla
Base notes – Orange blossom, Bergamot
Mimosa Flower & Mandarin:
Mimosa, mandarin, tangerine, mixed berries, plum, fresh & fruity
Top notes – Mandarin, Mimosa
Middle notes- Tangerine
Bottom notes – Mixed berries, Plum
Pink Peonies & Blush Suede:
Peony, blush suede, floral, musky, red apple, gillyflower, rose
Top notes – Peony, Jasmine
Middle notes – Blush suede, Rose
Base notes – Red apple, Gillyflower
Candle in clear jar with approx. 40 hours burn time
8.5CM H x 6.5CM