Only Twats Can Read This Upcycled Vintage Plate

Well… if you’re reading this… we’ve got news for you.

This gloriously cheeky upcycled vintage plate features the bold phrase 'only twats can read this'

Guaranteed to catch people out and cause at least one dramatic gasp followed by laughter.

We’ve taken a beautiful piece of pre-loved vintage china and given it a thoroughly modern attitude using permanent vinyl lettering.

The result? Classic granny-core elegance with an absolutely feral sense of humour.

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Each piece of crockery is one of a kind, sourced second-hand and full of character.

You may notice small signs of age such as light scratches, gentle wear or faded gilding; it's all part of the charm and what makes each piece so special.

Our vintage crockery is for decorative purposes only and is not food safe.

To keep it looking fabulous, wipe gently with a dry or slightly damp cloth.

No soaking, no dishwasher, no microwave.

Treat it kindly and it’ll last for many more years to come.

Details:

Authentic vintage crockery For decorative use only

Hand wash, no soaking or submerging in water

Do not microwave

Plate measures approx. 17.5cm