Every time you light this candle your ex’s willy gets smaller Scented Soy Candle
Is it even possible for their willy to get any smaller?!
A hilarious candle for anyone that has been through a breakup and needs cheering up. A little dig at the ex should make them laugh!
If you like a naughty candle, then take a look at the rest of our sweary range, we hope they make you chuckle!
The candle reads 'Every time you light this candle, your ex's will gets smaller'
Personalisation is not required for this candle label
You may add one of our gorgeous little gifts to go along with your candle - choose from these:
Boxed Keepsake Trinkets:
Elephant 'remember you are loved'
Bunny ‘every bunny needs some bunny’
Hippo 'sending you huge hippo hugs’
Bear 'sometimes all you need is a big bear hug'
Heart with Paw Indent 'best friends leave paw prints on our hearts'
Bee 'I will always bee there for you'
Hedgehog ‘sending you a hedgehug’
Feather 'feathers appear when loved ones are near'
Angel 'little guardian angel'
Whale ‘whaley love you’
Star (friend) 'friends are like stars, you don't have to see them to know they are there'
Flower ‘thinking of you’
House1 ‘Wishing you every happiness in your new home’
House2 ‘Home is where loves resides, memories are created, friends belong and laughter never ends’
House3 ‘May your troubles be less, your blessings be more and nothing but happiness come through your door’
Star (birthday) ‘Happy Birthday’
Special Teacher Star 'Thanks teacher for helping me shine'
Teacher Apple 'Thank you teacher'
Each of the little keepsake gifts comes enclosed in their own tiny box with a lovely verse that perfectly complements the little gift inside.
Hanging porcelain gifts:
Strength Heart ‘You have the strength, courage & determination to overcome anything’
Heaven Heart ‘Because someone we love is in Heaven, there is a little piece of Heaven in our home
Mum Heart ‘All the hugs in the world can’t say as much as a hug from Mum can’
Wooden Angel: Hand carved wooden Angel with painted spotty detail & metal wings
Dried Mini Flower Posy: These beautiful flowers are grown locally within 2 miles of studio.
Our range of candles are perfect for gifting for many occasions, choose from our extensive selection for the one that delivers the perfect sentiment to create a unique and thoughtful gift.
Your gifts will be lovingly hand wrapped & packed in our Northamptonshire candle making studio using natural shredded Kraft paper.
Your candle will be wrapped in our signature polka dot tissue paper, then sealed with a sweet little sticker.
To complete the gift, a beautiful, recycled notecard in a sweet kraft envelope can be added, with your own message on the reverse for that extra personal touch, before the box is sealed ready for gifting.
You may choose from the following fragrance options for your personalised candle:
Coconut Milk & Sea Salt: Fresh Salt Water,
Coconut & Soft Florals
Top Notes – Warm sweet coconut
Middle Notes – Salt Water
Bottom Notes – Soft Sea Kale & Thrift
Linen & Driftwood:
Fresh, ocean, salt water, rich amber, soft driftwood, warm vanilla, florals, bergamot, neroli
Top Notes – Salt water, Driftwood
Middle notes – Rich Amber, Warm vanilla
Base notes – Orange blossom, Bergamot
Mimosa Flower & Mandarin:
Mimosa, mandarin, tangerine, mixed berries, plum, fresh & fruity
Top notes – Mandarin, Mimosa
Middle notes- Tangerine
Bottom notes – Mixed berries, Plum
Pink Peonies & Blush Suede:
Peony, blush suede, floral, musky, red apple, gillyflower, rose
Top notes – Peony, Jasmine
Middle notes – Blush suede, Rose
Base notes – Red apple, Gillyflower
Each of our beautifully scented candles are hand poured by us in small batches right here in our Northamptonshire studio using the finest fragrance oils and natural soy wax.
We have been making our candles this way since 2009 and are proud that we are able to provide this personal touch to each and every one of your orders.
Candle & Gift Dimensions
Candle: 85mm x 65mm with a burn time of approximately 40 hours
Keepsake trinkets in box: 45mm x 34mm x 20mm
Cloud Trinket Dish: 127mm x 72mm
Hanging Rainbow: 80mm x 70mm
Hanging hearts: 90mm x 105mm
Wooden Angel: 70mm tall x 70mm wide (to include wings)
Dried flower Posy: Approx. 20mm long
(please note that posies shown in the photographs are examples of the style of posy you can expect to receive. Each posy is different - they all have a mix of either lilac, pink or white shades of flowers & natural grasses and will be composed from what is available seasonally)