Every time you light this candle your ex’s willy gets smaller Scented Soy Candle
Regular price £9.00
A wise woman once said 'Fuck this shit' and she lived happily ever after! Scented Candle
Every time you light this candle a Tory disappears ... Scented Soy Candle
Sweary gift
This is my 'can't afford to put the fucking lights on' candle
Your own bespoke message Soy Scented Candle
Regular price £12.00
Sorry things are a bit shit right now Personalised Message Scented Soy Candle
This is my 'Hair Up, Bra off, Comfies on' Candle
Funny candle Scented Soy Candle
Every time you light this candle, your ex gets the shits Scented Soy Candle
You're fucking fantastic - keep that shit up! Scented Soy Candle
A moment of silence for my last fuck
Arsehole Repellent Scented Soy Candle
Due to unfortunate circumstances, I no longer give a shit Scented Soy Candle
I'm not antisocial, I just fucking hate people ... Scented Soy Candle
Fuck off, I'm reading Scented Soy Candle
I hate everyone, except you ... Scented Soy Candle
Gift for Dog lover
I'm surrounded by twats Scented Soy Candle
This candle burns in loving memory of when I gave a shit Scented Soy Candle
